河岸杀手
地区:法国
  类型:农村
  时间:2025-07-16 16:50:19
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教宗即將來訪!河岸預計有數萬名群眾將湧進這個小村…。窮困的村民聽到這個好消息,河岸高興得快要昏倒!他們打算趁機海撈一票,於是個個使出了渾身解數:有人要賣西班牙香腸,有人要做美味點心,也有人打算以燒烤的色、香、味,來誘惑教宗…。面對這大好商機,貝托突發奇想,他決定在自家門前蓋個洗手間來獻給教宗;到時光靠路過的民眾,就能使他大發利市。貝托於是開始囤積大量衛生紙,並冒著生命危險,越過邊界去找一只在此地稱得上「稀有」的馬桶…。為了應付屆時大排長龍的人們,貝托甚至苦思對策,該如何使客人不會在裡面逗留太久…。教宗就要來了!熱情沸騰的村民們,個個磨拳擦掌,準備迎接這史上空前的賺錢良機!但人已到隔壁村的教宗,卻遲遲還沒過來,村民都焦急的不得了…。教宗最後會來嗎?他又會帶來多少人潮和商機呢?每個人一生中最大的幸福和夢想,都押注在這具有決定性的一刻上!…

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李英俊

发表于5分钟前

回复 :在八路军与日军的一场战斗中,刘班长和几个战士与大部队走散,被一队日军追杀,弹尽粮绝之时,幸得神秘大侠秦大川(方帅饰)相救。刘班长带着三个八路军战士躲进太平村,日军紧接着占领了太平村。日军军官木村正雄找来村长问出了秦大川的下落,派出武士趁夜捉拿秦大川,秦不慎受伤招架不住,忽然出现一女侠客姚梦雪(侍宣如饰)将他救下并把他带到一山洞里。通过交谈,二人都是为了亲人报仇才来到这个村子的。英雄相惜,秦建议二人以后共同杀敌,姚梦雪却独自走了……


黎安莱姆丝

发表于7分钟前

回复 :Mr. Tomasz, who sometimes introduced himself as Tomasz the Vagabond, was called by his friends Mr. Samochodzik. He owed his nickname to an unusual vehicle inherited from his uncle-inventor. This car, although ugly, "a cross between a canoe and a wheelbarrow", as the malicious people called it, had incredible capabilities: with a Ferrari 410 engine, it could run at a speed of 280 km per hour. Thanks to the screw used, it served as a motor boat. In this vehicle, Mr. Tomasz went to Poland to decipher another historical mystery, to catch thieves and smugglers trying to steal valuable historic items. Treasure hunting is great, but... it's better that no one interferes with it... In the meantime, some Danes and a suspicious group of Polish youth follow the trail of Mr. Samochodzik's search in the Teutonic castles and the headquarters of the Templars. To find the treasure you need a lot of knowledge, cunning and... a lot of luck. Who will have more?


曾仁郁

发表于2分钟前

回复 :《望夫石》(La Pierre de l'attente,1991),陳英雄一部21分鐘的短片,曾經獲得1992年里爾國際電影節(Lille International Short and Documentary Film Festival)評審團大獎


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