可爱搞怪的小生（郝绍文 饰）因受不了父亲娶了新妻子而责骂自己，双身便离家出走。一路游荡，双身接着小生认识了校工达叔（吴孟达 饰），纠缠达叔收留他。达叔一直喜欢一个卖花的盲女（朱茵 饰），并假装有钱人天天在她的花摊买花，希望尽绵力帮忙她。达叔所任职的学校有一群顽劣的学生，没有老师能够把他们教好，校长只好悬赏50万聘请老师。达叔知道盲女的手术费正好是50万，面对顽劣的学生，达叔决定跟小生一起到乌龙寺学艺。学成归来的达叔果然把学生教的十分守规矩。但为了让学生阿武（金城武 饰）在情敌面前出口气，帮阿武催眠打架，达叔被学校赶走了。小生出主意到自己家里偷出50万，可惜失败了，为了使达叔能逃走，小生被父亲抓住……
回复 :现年三十岁的樱井市子（真木阳子 饰）由于性格原因，始终未曾拥有一段幸福甜蜜的爱情。前不久的聚会上她认识了帅气又有些木讷的23岁青年早乙女亮一（古川雄辉 饰）。当市子与对方在熙攘的车站重逢时，她的心中竟然产生某种悸动。是上前打招呼？还是默默路过？此时此刻，市子大脑里的会议室乱成一锅粥，担任议长的“理性”吉田（西岛秀俊 饰）倡议举手表决，“积极”的石桥（神木隆之介 饰）和“冲动”的鸠子（樱田日和 饰）坚持要上前搭讪，而“消极”池田（吉田羊 饰）则抵死不从，一旁负责记忆的岸先生（浅野和之 饰）不紧不慢记录会议的内容。在这五个小人的驱使下，市子走上前去，而一段奇妙的恋情也由此展开……本片根据水城雪可奈2010年发表的少女漫画改编。
米儿丝
回复 :卡门（玛鲁施卡•迪特马斯 Maruschka Detmers 饰）找到在医院住院的伯父戈达尔（让-吕克•戈达尔 Jean-Luc Godard 饰），借口和朋友拍摄电影向他要海边的别墅住。戈达尔状态怪诞，呆在医院里盼望着生病边写作，一边又渴望着能有拍片的机会，同意了卡门的要求。卡门在一场银行抢劫中结识了警察约瑟夫，两人搏斗后竟然互生好感相恋。卡门带约瑟夫来到了海边的别墅里。不久卡门对约瑟夫慢慢冷淡，约瑟夫却越来越离不开卡门，几次纠缠无果后他在卡门的一次抢劫行动中杀死了她。而伯父戈达尔却莫名其妙地被卷入了这场案件之中。而在平行世界的另一段，小提琴手克莱尔正安静地演奏弦乐四重奏......
蔡孟臻
回复 :Edith Hardy uses charity funds for Wall Street investments in hopes of buying some new gowns. She loses all the money and borrows from wealthy oriental Tori. When her husband gives her the amount she borrowed, Tori won't take it back, branding her shoulder with a Japanese sign of his ownership. She shoots him. Her husband takes the blame. In court Edith reveals all to an angry mob. Written by Ed Stephan {stephan@cc.wwu.edu}Richard Hardy, a hardworking stockbroker, labors overtime to keep up with the ruinous bills incurred by his beautiful but irresponsible wife Edith, a venal, spoiled socialite who is impervious to his pleas for fiscal restraint. Acting on what she believes to be an insider information, she impulsively embezzles $10,000 from the Red Cross charity she chairs for a stock tip. When she finds the money has been lost, she desperately turns to a Japanese ivory trader with whom she has been thoughtlessly flirting and persuades him to replace the money in exchange for an assignation. When her husband's long-awaited business deal finally materializes, she desperately tries to withdraw from their agreement by replacing the money. Angered and disappointed with her resistance to his advances, he uses a branding device to mark her shoulder as his property. Feeling violated, Edith shoots him in the shoulder and leaves. In order to protect his wife's reputation, Richard confesses to the crime and faces trial for attempted murder. Written by Gabe Taverney (duke1029@aol.com)
